Steve Rogers: You know, I'm glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single.
Tony Stark: Oh really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you.
Steve Rogers: I don't mean to make things difficult.
Tony Stark: I know. Because you're a very polite person.
Steve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.
Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
[Spider-Man grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands]
Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man: Thanks. Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's perfect, thank you.