Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? I brought the comb!Teddy: Oh, great! You brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for? You don't even have any hair!
Gordie: But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he?Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!
Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal.Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments.Teddy: What? What did I say?