Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal.Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments.Teddy: What? What did I say?
You guys wanna go see a dead body?
Two for flinching!
Vern: Geez, Gordie. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer?Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.