I know you're close to these people, but this pisses me off, Mr. Kowalski.
Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
