Hmong girls over here fit in better. The girls go to college and the boys go to jail.
Thao Vang Lor: They were going to take me away. They're pissed because I blew my first initiation.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, you're a real pussy for wanting to hang out with that gang. What was your initiation anyway?Walt Kowalski: My Gran Torino?
You know, Thao and Sue are never going to find peace in this world as long as that gang's around.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
