He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.
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He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.
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