He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.
Read more Mary QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.