Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.
Read more Mary QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!