Joel, hide me in your humiliation!
Read more Clementine Kruczynski QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.