Lisa Simpson: I'm sure you were once an inquisitive little girl like me.Elaine Wolff: Not like you -- I knew when to keep quiet.
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Carl Carlson: We'll never forget you, Pocahontas.Lisa Simpson: Sacagawea!Carl Carlson: Gesundheit.
Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws. The paper ones get soggy SO fast!
Lisa Simpson: Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.Homer Simpson: Oh, sorry sweetie. Bart can read it to you.Bart Simpson: Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?Marge Simpson: If you kissed her, that would be lovely.Bart Simpson: I'll read! I'll read!Homer Simpson: And kiss!Lisa Simpson: Does anyone want my opinion?Homer Simpson: Please, Lisa, I had eighteen martinis today.