Carl Carlson: We'll never forget you, Pocahontas.Lisa Simpson: Sacagawea!Carl Carlson: Gesundheit.
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Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!Homer: Ooh, that's bad.Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!Homer: That's good.Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.Homer: That's bad.Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.Homer: That's good!Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.Homer: Can I go now?
Lisa Simpson: Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...Nurse: Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Night gathers and now my Duff-Watch begins. It shall not end until my death, or my 12 week option is not picked up. I shall take no wife, hold no lands and father no children, except for the wife and house and kids I'm already stuck with. I shall wear no other beers' crowns'. I am the six-pack hidden in daddy's secret cabinet, I put the fest in Oktoberfest, and sell for eight bucks at ball parks. Though I have nothing to offer but my suds, head and beers, and promotional cosies, for this night and all nights to come.