Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws. The paper ones get soggy SO fast!
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.
All those years I was dreaming of other things, I was actually doing what I really wanted: hanging out with my family, drinking with my friends, making friends with my family and hanging with my drinking.
I love Bart as much as you do, Marge, except I don't.