Grampa Simpson: Kids! Where do we keep the castor oil?Lisa Simpson: In the 1940s.
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Stupid horse, it's a deer crossing!
Dad's an aquired taste, Lis. Like Hawaiian pizza.
Homer Simpson: Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And man do I get hurt!Homer Simpson: What a week.