Dad's an aquired taste, Lis. Like Hawaiian pizza.
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Homer Simpson: Are you a Care Bear?Care Bear: I'm an Intensive Care Bear.Homer Simpson: Why would a bear hold a crowbar?Care Bear: Eh, I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
Principal Skinner: I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.Homer Simpson: I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.Marge Simpson: That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.Homer Simpson: Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.Principal Skinner: Shut up, fatso.Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
I forgot how handsome you are when you make the slightest effort.