Homer Simpson: Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And man do I get hurt!Homer Simpson: What a week.
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If this is an addiction center, I'm hooked.
Homer Simpson: He, he! You're fat!Patty Bouvier: You're even fatter.Homer Simpson: Damn straight! No one outfats me!
Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!