Homer Simpson: Um, Ned, I have a confession to make.Ned Flanders: Now don't go turning Catholic on me.Homer Simpson: I can't. I don't fit in those booths.
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Yeah, my dad left when I was most vulnerable: the day after mom left.
Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.Lisa: I meant soon.Bart: So did I.