I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T.
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Lisa Simpson: Michael, why didn't you tell him the truth that it was an accident?Lisa Simpson: It was an accident, wasn't it Michael?Michael: Don't ever ask me about my business, Lisa.
Marge: Homer! I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?Homer: I thought Smithers did it.Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense.
Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!