Bart: Join us tomorrow and everyday until the curfew is lifted as we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.Homer: Well, at least they've already done me.Bart: And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.Homer: D'oh!
Homer Simpson: Are you a Care Bear?Care Bear: I'm an Intensive Care Bear.Homer Simpson: Why would a bear hold a crowbar?Care Bear: Eh, I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
Well, guess what, cool people! Parents are supposed to be lame. That's so their kids have something to rebel against and be cool long enough to get married and have kids for whom they are lame. It's nature's way.
Homer Simpson: It says here that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to screw with people.Moe Szyslak: Stupid Vikings! It's still pretty damn cold!Lenny Leonard: All I brought was shorts.