I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
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Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...Lisa, Bart: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!
Lisa Simpson: I'm sure you were once an inquisitive little girl like me.Elaine Wolff: Not like you -- I knew when to keep quiet.
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