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Homer Simpson: I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.Great Uncle Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.Homer Simpson: Oh... but you *run* it, right?Great Uncle Chet: Oh, yeah.Homer Simpson: Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!Cousin Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport.Homer Simpson: [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right?Homer Simpson: You look pretty successful!Simpson Relative 1: Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties.Simpson Relative 1: At least, I'd like to.Bart Simpson: You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?Homer Simpson: What about you?Simpson Relative 2: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.Simpson Relative 3: I beg celebrities for money!Simpson Relative 4: I'm a prison snitch.Simpson Relative 5: Jug band manager.Simpson Relative 6: My legs hurt.
I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.
Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.Lisa: How do you mean dad?Homer: Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.Lisa: How does that make him a hero?Homer: Well it's more than you did.