Homer Simpson: Just go to yoga classes. That's where all the women are.Professor Frink: How do you know about yoga classes?Homer Simpson: I thought it was yogurt class.
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Does somebody have another barf cone?
I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.
No child of mine shall go without anything, except quality health care!