Does somebody have another barf cone?
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I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!
Principal Skinner: I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.Homer Simpson: I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.Marge Simpson: That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.Homer Simpson: Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.Principal Skinner: Shut up, fatso.Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
Marge Simpson: It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.Lisa Simpson: Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.Bart Simpson: And I'll have been on every continent.Lisa Simpson: Except Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Next year. This year, Brazil.