Homer Simpson: She's gone!Moe Szyslak: And she trashed my bar! No, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T.
I'm stuck, and I have to pee. Now I'm just stuck.
Mustached Plant Employee: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!