I'm stuck, and I have to pee. Now I'm just stuck.
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane
Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.Marge Simpson: Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?Homer Simpson: Hear him out, Marge.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and The Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures. See you next week. Peace, man!