Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!
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I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.
Lisa Simpson: I'll just give the signal.Lisa Simpson: "Milk is murder!"
Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.Lisa: How do you mean dad?Homer: Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.Lisa: How does that make him a hero?Homer: Well it's more than you did.