I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.
Read more Lisa Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!
Goodnight, Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door.
This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up.