Goodnight, Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door.
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Ooh, roomy. Our Lord really knew how to keep 'em cool.
We're heading to the one place that can never decline, because it was never that great. Upstate New York!
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.Bart: Hello, mother dear.Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!