Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail.
Lisa Simpson: Oh, no! That's awful, Mr. Puente. What? Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash, too.Lisa Simpson: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?Homer: Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.Lisa Simpson: Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.Homer: Kids, would you step outside for a second?Homer: F...Ned Flanders: Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
Your voice is so gravelly, just like Lauren Bacall.
Bart Simpson: Come on, dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated; Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.Homer Simpson: Lousy outdated relics.