Marge Simpson: Sweetie, you could still go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.Lisa Simpson: Anything that's the "something" of the "something" isn't really the "anything" of "anything".
Homer Simpson: Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.Danica Patrick: Congratulations, Homer.Homer Simpson: Danica Patrick in my thoughts?Danica Patrick: That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.Marge Simpson: You brickyard bimbo!Homer Simpson: I ended that a little too soon.Homer Simpson: What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.
Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. The only thing hurt are feelings.
Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!