Homer Simpson: Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.
Danica Patrick: Congratulations, Homer.
Homer Simpson: Danica Patrick in my thoughts?
Danica Patrick: That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.
Marge Simpson: You brickyard bimbo!
Homer Simpson: I ended that a little too soon.
Homer Simpson: What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.
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From: The Simpsons