Something happened in this room. If only these walls could talk. Then people would pay to see my talking walls, and I could use that money to... Oh, another memory!
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Something's wrong with that kid. She's so... moral. Why can't she be more like... well, not like Bart, but there has to be a happy medium.
Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?Marge Simpson: Christian charity.Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?