Homer Simpson: Do you know who you were kissing?Grampa Simpson: Yes, I know who I was kissing. I also know why. I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I have my theories.
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Lisa Simpson: Hey, merry pranksters. Dinner's ready.Bart Simpson: Dammit, she knows! All right, what will it take to buy your silence?Lisa Simpson: Just throw in a couple of "Fur is murder"s.Bart Simpson: How is fur murder? They're just animals.Lisa Simpson: Dad!Bart Simpson: Okay, okay, fur is murder! Everything's murder.
Marge Simpson: How could you do this to someone you love?Homer Simpson: How could I not? I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere, I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already-bloated snack hole, so I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do: I reached out to some violent mobsters.
I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had.