Bart Simpson: Americans are brave and loyal / So come on jerks, give us your oil...Lisa Simpson: My card here says 'ACLU' / Now look what I'm going to do!
Something happened in this room. If only these walls could talk. Then people would pay to see my talking walls, and I could use that money to... Oh, another memory!
Kirk Van Houten: If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.Homer: But you don't have a door knob.Kirk Van Houten: I don't have a tie either!
City Inspector: "Go, Dog, Go", pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you, friendo!City Inspector: I am not your friendo.Homer Simpson: But I thought..