Homer Simpson: Hey Apu. Sitting in the ice cream cooler, ay?
Apu: By chilling my loins I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
Homer Simpson: Wah-ooh, too much informaaation. Thanks for the mental pictuuure. Why don't you tell us what you reeeally think.
Apu: Would you stop spouting those hackneyed quips?
Homer Simpson: Could you beeee any more...
Homer Simpson: Hellooooo...
Homer Simpson: ... Look, just give me some ice cream.
Homer Simpson: Um... how 'bout one not touching your ass.
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From: The Simpsons