Bart Simpson: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?Grampa: I figured 'cause the Democrats were in power again.
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Bart: Milhouse. You were supposed to be the night watchman.Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.Bart: Wow, I wonder where all the rats are going to go...Moe: All right, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.
I am the lizard queen!
Homer Simpson: Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing.Homer Simpson: Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!