Lisa: Mom, why is this movie rated PG-13?Marge: It says it may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions, and scenes with Garry Shandling.
Sideshow Bob: I did it! I did it all! There! Is that what you want, you smarmy, little bastards?Bart: We want the truth!Sideshow Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!
Homer Simpson: This is India? Where's the University of Notre Dame? Wrigley Field? Dodger Dogs?Indian woman: You stupid American. You're confusing India with Indiana, Indiana with Illinois and the Cubs with the Dodgers.