There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!
Read more Bart Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer: Hey, what's this? It looks like you're "showering" Marge with gifts. With tiny, little, baby-sized gifts... oh, well, I'll be in the tub.Maude Flanders: Oh, by the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.Homer: New job... MARGE IS PREGNANT?Homer: NOOOOOOO!
Homer Simpson: Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.Danica Patrick: Congratulations, Homer.Homer Simpson: Danica Patrick in my thoughts?Danica Patrick: That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.Marge Simpson: You brickyard bimbo!Homer Simpson: I ended that a little too soon.Homer Simpson: What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.
Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?Homer: I have misplaced my pants.