Homer Simpson: But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.Pierce Brosnan House: Machine, eh?Homer Simpson: Yup, a machine.
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Moe Szyslak: Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?Krusty the Clown: Everyone's a comedian!Moe Szyslak: Everyone except you!
Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.
Homer Simpson: Whoa, this trip's gonna cost how much?Marge Simpson: I know it's expensive, but we spend our whole lives worrying about money.Homer Simpson: That's because we don't have that much! We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage - I think the house is owned by the car!