Increase my killing power, eh?
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.
Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!
Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa, did you see Marlon Brando in Mutiny in the Bounty?Lisa Simpson: No, nobody did.Milhouse Van Houten: Then this is all me!