Marge: How did this happen? How did the Simpsons become the bottom rung of society?Homer: I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
Lisa Simpson: Papa, may we have petit four?Bart Simpson: Papa, may we have pain au chocolat?Homer Simpson: "May we"? "May we"? Mais oui!
Homer Simpson: I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.Great Uncle Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.Homer Simpson: Oh... but you *run* it, right?Great Uncle Chet: Oh, yeah.Homer Simpson: Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!Cousin Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport.Homer Simpson: [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right?Homer Simpson: You look pretty successful!Simpson Relative 1: Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties.Simpson Relative 1: At least, I'd like to.Bart Simpson: You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?Homer Simpson: What about you?Simpson Relative 2: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.Simpson Relative 3: I beg celebrities for money!Simpson Relative 4: I'm a prison snitch.Simpson Relative 5: Jug band manager.Simpson Relative 6: My legs hurt.
Lisa: The student strike will continue until you restore music and art.Principal Skinner: What about gym?Lisa: Eh.