Lisa Simpson: Papa, may we have petit four?Bart Simpson: Papa, may we have pain au chocolat?Homer Simpson: "May we"? "May we"? Mais oui!
If only I were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on... oh, God, I'm delirious.
Homer Simpson: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.Employee: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!Bart Simpson: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.Homer Simpson: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!Bart Simpson: But doesn't she get her money from you?Homer Simpson: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail.