Save me Jeebus!
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer Simpson: You can't enjoy money when you're dead, so why not have fun now?Marge Simpson: Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent five thousand dollars on donuts, two thousand on scalp massages, five hundred on body glitter.Homer Simpson: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.Marge Simpson: Oh, please! From what I hear, you waltz in there at ten thirty, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.Homer Simpson: Who told you that?Marge Simpson: You shouted it while we were making love!
Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on.
I can't go out with him. He's just Ralph with a dream.