Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on.
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Bart Simpson: Americans are brave and loyal / So come on jerks, give us your oil...Lisa Simpson: My card here says 'ACLU' / Now look what I'm going to do!
Oh Bart, don't worry, people die all the time. In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
Grampa Simpson: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?Bart Simpson: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs... I forget how it ends.Grampa Simpson: [does an annoyed grunt as he approaches a red light] Bart, is that light green?Bart Simpson: Yep!Grampa Simpson: It better be!