Homer Simpson: You can't enjoy money when you're dead, so why not have fun now?
Marge Simpson: Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent five thousand dollars on donuts, two thousand on scalp massages, five hundred on body glitter.
Homer Simpson: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
Marge Simpson: Oh, please! From what I hear, you waltz in there at ten thirty, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
Homer Simpson: Who told you that?
Marge Simpson: You shouted it while we were making love!
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From: The Simpsons