Lisa Simpson: Dad, what if I told you that you could lose weight without diet or exercise?Homer Simpson: I'd call you a lying scumbag, honey. Why?
Marge Simpson: Cuba sounds a little dangerous. Why don't we try Canada?Grandpa Simpson: I don't want to go there, now that the commie Trudeau is in charge. We're going to Cuba.
Marge: It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?Homer: You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.Marge: You got that from a movie poster.Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.Marge: Where'd you get that from?Homer: From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale".
Homer Simpson: Fat Tony?Fat Tony: That's right, Fat Homer.