Marge Simpson: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.Bart Simpson: I don't see any cameras.
Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, dad.Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.Lisa: That's home owners tax, dad.Homer: Either way, I'm still outraged.
Principal Skinner: I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.Homer Simpson: I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.Marge Simpson: That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.Homer Simpson: Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.Principal Skinner: Shut up, fatso.Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
Carl Carlson: I always thought your name was spelled Simsun.Homer Simpson: You don't know how to spell my name? Don't you ever look up at the sky?Carl Carlson: I was wondering what that was.