Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...Homer: The Force?Mark Hamill: The forks, use the forks!Homer: Oh...
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Lisa Simpson: I can't believe I'm really going! My first trip to providence.Homer Simpson: Yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.Lisa Simpson: That's a terrible thing for a father to do.Homer Simpson: That's why she'll believe it.
Homer Simpson: You workin'?Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...Benjamin: cyborgs...Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.
There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!