Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two-drink minimum.
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Bart, with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love!
Lisa Simpson: Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...Nurse: Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Homer Simpson: Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.Marge Simpson: You mean Frank Grimes?Homer Simpson: Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?