Bart, with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love!
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I'm stuck, and I have to pee. Now I'm just stuck.
Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
Homer Simpson: Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?Marge Simpson: I would like it. You never come to my mother's.Homer Simpson: That's because I hate her.