Homer Simpson: Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.Marge Simpson: You mean Frank Grimes?Homer Simpson: Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
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Bart Simpson: Come on, dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated; Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.Homer Simpson: Lousy outdated relics.
Let me share the Buddhist path to heaven with an enlightened tale I call 'The Princess Not Affiliated with Disney'... unless we are now owned by Disney.
Homer Simpson: You're Darryl Strawberry!Darryl Strawberry: Yes.Homer Simpson: You play right field.Darryl Strawberry: Yes.Homer Simpson: I play right field too.Darryl Strawberry: So?Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?Darryl Strawberry: Well, I've never met you, but... yes.