Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.Homer: Okay, I will.
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But pot is for Cheeches and Chongs.
Marge Simpson: How could you do this to someone you love?Homer Simpson: How could I not? I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere, I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already-bloated snack hole, so I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do: I reached out to some violent mobsters.
Bart Simpson: Americans are brave and loyal / So come on jerks, give us your oil...Lisa Simpson: My card here says 'ACLU' / Now look what I'm going to do!